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I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.
(via knight-sweeties)
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if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te
*eeoo
Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s.
Old Macd*nald had a farm.
*eieio
i’m going to shatter you like glass
(via anipwrites)
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What if life had loading screens.
You walk into Walmart, and it’s just like
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(via laziness-is-contagious)
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Me spending any money that’s physical cash and not in my bank account total : this doesn’t count as spending, it’s not real. It doesn’t exist
(via anipwrites)
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*Gets shot*
Me, pulling out a pocket watch with a bullet in it: My mother’s pocket watch, she gave it to me before her passing. I always knew it would protect me one day.
*gets shot again*
Me, pulling out another pocket watch: My father’s pocket watch. This was his father’s watch and his father before his. It’s a family heirloom. I always knew it would protect me one day.
*gets yet shot again*
Me, pulling out yet another pocket watch: My brother’s pocket watch. This was another family heirloom that our father gifted us on our fifteenth birthday. I always knew this would protect me one day.
*gets shot YET again*
Me, pulling out YET another pocket watch: My cousin’s pocket watch. He gave it to me on-
Killer: JUST *Shoots* FUCKING *shoots* DIE! *shoots*
(via nitewrighter)
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(via anipwrites)
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via reddit.com
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THOT! THOT!
OOH, WE GOT IT!
THOT! THOT!
HEY, WE GOT IT!
THOT! THOT!
SAY, WE GOT IT!
THOT CHOCOLATE!
W E G O T I T
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Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.
(via nitewrighter)
